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[Buffoon]

Q: Whats the difference between John Prescott and an IKEA flat pack?
A: One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls apart!

Regards, Buffoon
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[HooDooWitch]

On Thu, 01 Jun 2006 19:58:44 GMT, "Buffoon"

Post by Buffoon
Q: Whats the difference between John Prescott and an IKEA flat pack?
A: One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls apart!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=difference

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=similarity

[Douglas D. Anderson]

Post by HooDooWitch
On Thu, 01 Jun 2006 19:58:44 GMT, "Buffoon"

Post by Buffoon
Q: Whats the difference between John Prescott and an IKEA flat pack?
A: One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls apart!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=difference
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=similarity

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=revelation

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pedantry

[Pumba]

Post by Douglas D. Anderson
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pedantry

pedantry is a synonym for

"get it right, bitch!"

the devil is in the details!

[Pumba]

Post by HooDooWitch
On Thu, 01 Jun 2006 19:58:44 GMT, "Buffoon"

Post by Buffoon
Q: Whats the difference between John Prescott and an IKEA flat pack?
A: One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls apart!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=difference
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=similarity

who did prescott screw?

[Pumba]

Post by Buffoon
Q: Whats the difference between John Prescott and an IKEA flat pack?
A: One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls apart!

who's John Prescott. what's an IKEA flat pack?

what's a cabinet?

please provide a glossary in future.

[Gaz Webber]

Post by Pumba

Post by Buffoon
Q: Whats the difference between John Prescott and an IKEA flat pack?
A: One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls apart!

who's John Prescott. what's an IKEA flat pack?
what's a cabinet?
please provide a glossary in future.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!

Why?
This is *UK rec Humour*.
People in the UK know who he is, and what it is. If you don't, then you are
in the wrong place.
HTH HAND

[Pumba]

Post by Gaz Webber

Post by Pumba

Post by Buffoon
Q: Whats the difference between John Prescott and an IKEA flat pack?
A: One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls apart!

who's John Prescott. what's an IKEA flat pack?
what's a cabinet?
please provide a glossary in future.

Why?
This is *UK rec Humour*.
People in the UK know who he is, and what it is. If you don't, then you are
in the wrong place.
HTH HAND

...slit yer throat...

[G Hardy]

Post by Gaz Webber
This is *UK rec Humour*.
People in the UK know who he is, and what it is. If you don't, then you are
in the wrong place.

It's not _just_ uk.rec.humour. You need to get rid of the crosspost before
you can say that. But when you do, you cut Pumba out of the distribution
because he/she/it reads alt.tasteless.jokes (I think).

Anyway - jokes about John Prescott aren't funny. He's too much of a tit in
real life for made up stuff to be more amusing:
http://tinyurl.com/kdans

[Pumba]

Post by G Hardy

Post by Gaz Webber
This is *UK rec Humour*.
People in the UK know who he is, and what it is. If you don't, then you
are in the wrong place.

It's not _just_ uk.rec.humour. You need to get rid of the crosspost before
you can say that. But when you do, you cut Pumba out of the distribution
because he/she/it reads alt.tasteless.jokes (I think).
Anyway - jokes about John Prescott aren't funny. He's too much of a tit in
http://tinyurl.com/kdans

who needs to invent jokes when you can just read UK news?

[The Family Chauffeur]

I appreciate the jokes, but do you think your font size could be a little larger, like maybe 12 or somethin'? Just a suggestion...thanks much.

[Pumba]

Post by The Family Chauffeur
I appreciate the jokes, but do you think your font size could be a
little larger, like maybe 12 or somethin'? Just a suggestion...thanks much.
--
Steve

how about you go fuck yourself with a 12' dildo?

[Strange lad]

Post by Pumba

Post by The Family Chauffeur
I appreciate the jokes, but do you think your font size could be a
little larger, like maybe 12 or somethin'? Just a suggestion...thanks much.
--
Steve

how about you go fuck yourself with a 12' dildo?
--
Pumba

is a sociopathic, inadequate wanker with a true fuckwit metality.

*PLONK*

[Douglas D. Anderson]

Post by Strange lad

Post by Pumba

Post by The Family Chauffeur
I appreciate the jokes, but do you think your font size could be a
little larger, like maybe 12 or somethin'? Just a suggestion...thanks

much.

Post by Pumba

Post by The Family Chauffeur
--
Steve

how about you go fuck yourself with a 12' dildo?
--
Pumba

is a sociopathic, inadequate wanker with a true fuckwit metality.
*PLONK*

That's really righteous of you. Maybe you could save the world
by plonking Satan.

[.impervious]

Post by Douglas D. Anderson
That's really righteous of you. Maybe you could save the world
by plonking Satan.

i hadn't even realized Mr. Cheney was on Usenet.

[Douglas D. Anderson]

Post by .impervious

Post by Douglas D. Anderson
That's really righteous of you. Maybe you could save the world
by plonking Satan.

i hadn't even realized Mr. Cheney was on Usenet.

...heh...if the CIA is attempting to analyze all cell phone calls
don't you think it would be infinitely easier to sift through all
Usenet traffic? and that being the case do you even dare to imagine
it's not being done? Say goodnight Dick.

[Keith E.]

Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:01:49 GMT was a day just like any other,

Post by Douglas D. Anderson

Post by .impervious

Post by Douglas D. Anderson
That's really righteous of you. Maybe you could save the world
by plonking Satan.

i hadn't even realized Mr. Cheney was on Usenet.

...heh...if the CIA is attempting to analyze all cell phone calls
don't you think it would be infinitely easier to sift through all
Usenet traffic? and that being the case do you even dare to imagine
it's not being done? Say goodnight Dick.

That sound you hear is ten million pr0n downloads screeching to
halt.

[Pumba]

Post by Keith E.
Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:01:49 GMT was a day just like any other,

Post by Douglas D. Anderson

Post by .impervious

Post by Douglas D. Anderson
That's really righteous of you. Maybe you could save the world
by plonking Satan.

i hadn't even realized Mr. Cheney was on Usenet.

...heh...if the CIA is attempting to analyze all cell phone calls
don't you think it would be infinitely easier to sift through all
Usenet traffic? and that being the case do you even dare to imagine
it's not being done? Say goodnight Dick.

That sound you hear is ten million pr0n downloads screeching to
halt.

good.

if y'all can quit your damn downloading, maybe i could get enough bandwidth
to get this VoIP to work!

[Ærchie]

The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Strange lad was standin' in the

Post by Strange lad

Post by Pumba

Post by The Family Chauffeur
I appreciate the jokes, but do you think your font size could be a
little larger, like maybe 12 or somethin'? Just a suggestion...thanks

much.

Post by Pumba

Post by The Family Chauffeur
--
Steve

how about you go fuck yourself with a 12' dildo?
--
Pumba

is a sociopathic, inadequate wanker with a true fuckwit metality.
*PLONK*

Pumba 1 : Spankers 0

Ærchie

[Pumba]

Strange lad

Post by Strange lad
is a sociopathic, inadequate wanker with a true fuckwit metality.

truer words have not been written.

[Ampers]

Post by Buffoon
Q: Whats the difference between John Prescott and an IKEA flat pack?
A: One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls apart!
Regards, Buffoon

"Difference"? Don't you mean "similarity"?

Ampers

[Pumba]

Post by Ampers

Post by Buffoon
Q: Whats the difference between John Prescott and an IKEA flat pack?
A: One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls apart!
Regards, Buffoon

"Difference"? Don't you mean "similarity"?
Ampers

this has been answered already.

bottom line: Bufo is an illiterate moron who thinks he has carte blanche to
post crap jokes into as many newsgroups as he sees fit.

[Wm...]

Post by Pumba

Post by Ampers

Post by Buffoon
Q: Whats the difference between John Prescott and an IKEA flat pack?
A: One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls apart!
Regards, Buffoon

"Difference"? Don't you mean "similarity"?
Ampers

this has been answered already.
bottom line: Bufo is an illiterate moron who thinks he has carte
blanche to post crap jokes into as many newsgroups as he sees fit.

Yup. You said you were going to stop him in another post. All turd and
no action, that's our Piggy :)

[Pumba]

Post by Wm...

Post by Pumba

Post by Ampers

Post by Buffoon
Q: Whats the difference between John Prescott and an IKEA flat pack?
A: One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls apart!
Regards, Buffoon

"Difference"? Don't you mean "similarity"?
Ampers

this has been answered already.
bottom line: Bufo is an illiterate moron who thinks he has carte
blanche to post crap jokes into as many newsgroups as he sees fit.

Yup. You said you were going to stop him in another post. All turd and
no action, that's our Piggy :)

of course i'm going to stop him.

it's a process.

you live in the era of instant gratification.

enjoy your McDonalds burger.