Discussion:
One Shot...
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OfficeBuffoon.com
2006-04-08 23:03:57 UTC
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A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.

"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.

"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"

"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets."
The owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.

The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."

Cheers, Buffoon
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Pumba
2006-04-09 08:06:34 UTC
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Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets."
The owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!

you fucking cunt!

get your fucking bullshit outta here!

NOW!!!

OR

I will make your fucking life a living hell.

one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely butt fuck
your entire fucking useless life!
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
max
2006-04-09 22:06:11 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets."
The owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely butt fuck
your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
Pumba
2006-04-09 22:56:23 UTC
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Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets."
The owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely butt fuck
your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
max
2006-04-10 01:01:39 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets."
The owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely butt fuck
your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .

Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
Douglas D. Anderson
2006-04-10 01:25:09 UTC
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Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets."
The owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely butt fuck
your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group. And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
max
2006-04-10 02:33:54 UTC
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Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets."
The owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely butt fuck
your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group. And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
Too true . . . I just can't get into the whole SPAM craze. It might
spice up meatloaf, but I just can't stomach it! ; ) Still a Monty
Python fan, though!
Pumba
2006-04-10 13:38:58 UTC
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Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.

if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
MÐ
2006-04-13 07:47:12 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually killed off.
ur_droll
2006-04-13 08:33:11 UTC
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Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually *jacked off too*.
HTH
MÐ
2006-04-13 10:34:09 UTC
Permalink
On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 20:33:11 +1200, ur_droll
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually *jacked off too*.
HTH
Hey, no fair! .. I didn't do that 'til I got you to leave for over 6
months!

<hic>
ur_droll
2006-04-13 19:07:32 UTC
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Post by MÐ
On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 20:33:11 +1200, ur_droll
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually *jacked off too*.
HTH
Hey, no fair! .. I didn't do that 'til I got you to leave for over 6
months!
<hic>
Don't flatter yer self... real life comitments and boredom keep me away
MÐ
2006-04-14 06:25:29 UTC
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On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:07:32 +1200, ur_droll
Post by ur_droll
Post by MÐ
On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 20:33:11 +1200, ur_droll
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually *jacked off too*.
HTH
Hey, no fair! .. I didn't do that 'til I got you to leave for over 6
months!
<hic>
Don't flatter yer self... real life comitments and boredom keep me away
<ripping out spell flame hook>

Ouch, fucker!
ur_droll
2006-04-14 09:47:15 UTC
Permalink
Post by MÐ
On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:07:32 +1200, ur_droll
Post by ur_droll
Post by MÐ
On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 20:33:11 +1200, ur_droll
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually *jacked off too*.
HTH
Hey, no fair! .. I didn't do that 'til I got you to leave for over 6
months!
<hic>
Don't flatter yer self... real life comitments and boredom keep me away
<ripping out spell flame hook>
Ouch, fucker!
My turn to fire up the joint...<blows smoke at Max>...
max
2006-04-14 12:41:16 UTC
Permalink
Post by ur_droll
Post by MÐ
On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:07:32 +1200, ur_droll
Post by ur_droll
Post by MÐ
On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 20:33:11 +1200, ur_droll
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually *jacked off too*.
HTH
Hey, no fair! .. I didn't do that 'til I got you to leave for over 6
months!
<hic>
Don't flatter yer self... real life comitments and boredom keep me away
<ripping out spell flame hook>
Ouch, fucker!
My turn to fire up the joint...<blows smoke at Max>...
I may swallow, but I don't inhale.
*smiles innocently*
ur_droll
2006-04-14 21:09:51 UTC
Permalink
Post by max
Post by ur_droll
Post by MÐ
On Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:07:32 +1200, ur_droll
Post by ur_droll
Post by MÐ
On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 20:33:11 +1200, ur_droll
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually *jacked off too*.
HTH
Hey, no fair! .. I didn't do that 'til I got you to leave for over 6
months!
<hic>
Don't flatter yer self... real life comitments and boredom keep me away
<ripping out spell flame hook>
Ouch, fucker!
My turn to fire up the joint...<blows smoke at Max>...
I may swallow, but I don't inhale.
*smiles innocently*
Wrong max..... Fuck off

GP
2006-04-14 12:47:19 UTC
Permalink
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually *jacked off too*.
HTH
where's your joke kiwi?


Medical Confusion

A man goes to his physician to pick up his sick wife's results. The nurse on
reception asks him the family name to which he replies 'Smith'.



'Mr Smith, we have so many of them that we can't find them. We've narrowed
them down to two. Either she came in for an AIDS test or an ALZHEIMERS'
test.'



'What shall I do?' exclaimed the concerned husband.



'Well I suggest you take your wife into town and leave her there. If she
finds her own way home DON'T fuck her.'
Douglas D. Anderson
2006-04-13 09:33:52 UTC
Permalink
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually killed off.
That's why I'm a little pissed off at you, getting rid of all the toys
like that. The only thing left is Richard, and he's about as much fun
as a soft basketball with a leak.
MÐ
2006-04-13 10:35:20 UTC
Permalink
On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:33:52 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually killed off.
That's why I'm a little pissed off at you, getting rid of all the toys
like that. The only thing left is Richard, and he's about as much fun
as a soft basketball with a leak.
Interesting comparison.. when you pummel 'em with a bat, they get
softer and end up sticking to the bat.
max
2006-04-13 12:54:28 UTC
Permalink
Post by MÐ
On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:33:52 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually killed off.
That's why I'm a little pissed off at you, getting rid of all the toys
like that. The only thing left is Richard, and he's about as much fun
as a soft basketball with a leak.
Interesting comparison.. when you pummel 'em with a bat, they get
softer and end up sticking to the bat.
Then it's obvious you're not doing it right.
MÐ
2006-04-14 06:14:56 UTC
Permalink
Post by max
Post by MÐ
On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:33:52 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually killed off.
That's why I'm a little pissed off at you, getting rid of all the toys
like that. The only thing left is Richard, and he's about as much fun
as a soft basketball with a leak.
Interesting comparison.. when you pummel 'em with a bat, they get
softer and end up sticking to the bat.
Then it's obvious you're not doing it right.
..says the klingon
max
2006-04-14 13:19:29 UTC
Permalink
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Post by MÐ
On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:33:52 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually killed off.
That's why I'm a little pissed off at you, getting rid of all the toys
like that. The only thing left is Richard, and he's about as much fun
as a soft basketball with a leak.
Interesting comparison.. when you pummel 'em with a bat, they get
softer and end up sticking to the bat.
Then it's obvious you're not doing it right.
..says the klingon
So rebutts the turd that just won't flush.
Pumba
2006-04-14 17:04:38 UTC
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Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by MÐ
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually killed off.
That's why I'm a little pissed off at you, getting rid of all the toys
like that. The only thing left is Richard, and he's about as much fun
as a soft basketball with a leak.
egg-fucking-zactly, Dougie. i own your punk ass.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
Douglas D. Anderson
2006-04-14 20:57:28 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by MÐ
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em. He took Spit to
the cleaners politically on many occassions, scrubbed the floor with
Checkmate back in '99 or '00, gave Lamey a run for his money,
flattened Jiggy more than a few times, put Mike in his place.. hell,
he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually killed off.
That's why I'm a little pissed off at you, getting rid of all the toys
like that. The only thing left is Richard, and he's about as much fun
as a soft basketball with a leak.
egg-fucking-zactly, Dougie. i own your punk ass.
If you're saying dog shit stuck to your shoe "owns you".
Pumba
2006-04-14 16:13:39 UTC
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Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The
owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely
butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
no ways, darling. i landed here in Sep '00. i took charge right away.

right from day one, i planted my flag and declared this group owned by me.

they laughed at me. then they submitted. one by one.

They were so used to winning, they didn't know how to handle defeat.

so they left.
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em.
What? By posting my real name?

or posting using my real email address?

That fuckwit has done all those things already.

RamSys was unimpressed by Doug's misuse of my email address to post to
Usenet. He was one of the atj regs back then who took a liking to me.

The only other fuckwit to use my real name and real email address to post to
Usenet was Peter Copeman.

That's the level that Doug operates on. a classic fuckwit.
Post by MÐ
He took Spit to the cleaners politically on many occassions,
I didn't see that at all.

Doug is a fuckwit and posts fuckwitted things.

By definition, Republicans are losers. by definition.
Post by MÐ
scrubbed the floor with Checkmate back in '99 or '00,
anyone can do that. even jiggy.

checkmate is the loser of losers.
Post by MÐ
gave Lamey a run for his money,
Twas I who pissed lamey off SO MUCH that he did his nut and flooded atj.

I got GP out of hibernation.

I got Peter Copeman's head to explode all over atj.
Post by MÐ
flattened Jiggy more than a few times,
lol. jiggy is a cupcake.

swallowed in one bite, and then you're looking for another.
Post by MÐ
put Mike in his place..
naw. Mikey doesn't need to be put in his place by anyone.

Of all the old regs, I respect Mikey the most.

He's a good guy and when he's gone to rest, I'll miss him.
Post by MÐ
hell, he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually killed off.
okay, time for a summary.

Your entire post can be summed up like this:

"I, Max Destroyer, don't know shit."
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
Douglas D. Anderson
2006-04-14 16:35:53 UTC
Permalink
Post by Pumba
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets."
The owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will
completely butt fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
He /is/ invading *this* group.
um, Doug, is a moron. I "invaded" atj in Sep '00.
if anything, I'm the occupying force now, and Doug is the displaced
resistance fighter.
You were handed atj on a silver platter, junior.
no ways, darling. i landed here in Sep '00. i took charge right away.
right from day one, i planted my flag and declared this group owned by me.
they laughed at me. then they submitted. one by one.
They were so used to winning, they didn't know how to handle defeat.
so they left.
Post by MÐ
Post by Pumba
Post by Douglas D. Anderson
And in any case, SPAM is getting expensive,
it's almost $4.00 a can. That's $28.00 in dog dollars, which is about all
it's fit for.
this is why Doug is a resistance fighter. he's a lamer rather than a flamer.
Doug can crawl under your skin with the best of 'em.
What? By posting my real name?
or posting using my real email address?
That fuckwit has done all those things already.
RamSys was unimpressed by Doug's misuse of my email address to post to
Usenet. He was one of the atj regs back then who took a liking to me.
The only other fuckwit to use my real name and real email address to
post to Usenet was Peter Copeman.
That's the level that Doug operates on. a classic fuckwit.
Post by MÐ
He took Spit to the cleaners politically on many occassions,
I didn't see that at all.
Doug is a fuckwit and posts fuckwitted things.
By definition, Republicans are losers. by definition.
Post by MÐ
scrubbed the floor with Checkmate back in '99 or '00,
anyone can do that. even jiggy.
checkmate is the loser of losers.
Post by MÐ
gave Lamey a run for his money,
Twas I who pissed lamey off SO MUCH that he did his nut and flooded atj.
I got GP out of hibernation.
I got Peter Copeman's head to explode all over atj.
Post by MÐ
flattened Jiggy more than a few times,
lol. jiggy is a cupcake.
swallowed in one bite, and then you're looking for another.
Post by MÐ
put Mike in his place..
naw. Mikey doesn't need to be put in his place by anyone.
Of all the old regs, I respect Mikey the most.
He's a good guy and when he's gone to rest, I'll miss him.
Post by MÐ
hell, he fucked with damn near everyone I eventually killed off.
okay, time for a summary.
"I, Max Destroyer, don't know shit."
Like I said, you're like a soft basketball (or soccer ball) with a
leak. You're not offensive, just uninteresting to the point you
annoy people to death. And of course I use your "real name", I use
my own "real name". Back in the 1970's here in the United States
there was a popular involvement in "Citizens Band Radio" in the
11 meter band and all the users would have idiotic fictitious
"handles", despite having to give their call letters which were
registered with the Federal Communications Commission... "How
about ya Mel, ya got yer ears on? This is RamSys comin' back at
ya come on?" ...heh... what a crock of nursery shit.
g***@gmail.com
2006-04-14 16:37:23 UTC
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Bí ciúin a amadáinín fhir agus stad de bheith ad' chuimilt féin.
MÐ
2006-04-10 09:27:49 UTC
Permalink
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets."
The owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely butt fuck
your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group? It seems as though the ones he posted
to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym? You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
max
2006-04-11 21:53:57 UTC
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Post by MÐ
Post by max
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym?
Um, by picking it and being intelligent enough to log on to the Usenet.

By what stretch of *no* imagination did you earn the right to yours? By
just tapping random characters on your keyboard?? Or did someone *sell*
you that persona?
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.

For a second, I didn't start x-posting to your group, though I am
pretty sure that I *have* posted there in the past. As an overall
connoisseur of all things funny, not as a troll.

Thirdly, what/who are you? ATJ's Gestapo? If you're not carrying a
badge or a BIG gun, bugger off. On second thought, if you ARE carrying
a gun, why don't you try shoving it up your ass so it can keep the
Redwood tree currently up there company?

Phbbbbttt!

And Max is my name, so I don't think it'd be too kind to Mum and Dad if
I changed it at this late of a date! ; )
Pumba
2006-04-11 23:33:22 UTC
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Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym?
Um, by picking it and being intelligent enough to log on to the Usenet.
you could have asked a friend.

without proof of your intelligence, we have to assume that you are a fucking
dumb cunt.
Post by max
By what stretch of *no* imagination did you earn the right to yours?
he has people who can vouch for him. me for instance.
Post by max
By just tapping random characters on your keyboard?? Or did someone *sell*
you that persona?
sell? LOL! he stole it.
Post by max
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.
okay, so you have some interesting ideas. what else have you got?
Post by max
For a second, I didn't start x-posting to your group, though I am
pretty sure that I *have* posted there in the past. As an overall
connoisseur of all things funny, not as a troll.
you're not a troll? goooooood.

<sharpening utensils>
Post by max
Thirdly, what/who are you? ATJ's Gestapo?
no, that would be g.p. who we never mention, btw.
Post by max
If you're not carrying a badge or a BIG gun, bugger off.
can't fault you on attitude. you show some potential.
Post by max
On second thought, if you ARE carrying
a gun, why don't you try shoving it up your ass so it can keep the
Redwood tree currently up there company?
Phbbbbttt!
some work needed on creativity, though.

re-using the same material only works if it's really brilliant stuff, like
the stuff i come up with.
Post by max
And Max is my name, so I don't think it'd be too kind to Mum and Dad if
I changed it at this late of a date! ; )
your first task then, is to kill them and eat their livers.

you show potential to be a light tasty snack. we'll only nibble at first.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
max
2006-04-12 01:27:29 UTC
Permalink
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym?
Um, by picking it and being intelligent enough to log on to the Usenet.
you could have asked a friend.
Can't, I've killed them all.
Post by Pumba
without proof of your intelligence, we have to assume that you are a fucking
dumb cunt.
Or that you are.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
By what stretch of *no* imagination did you earn the right to yours?
he has people who can vouch for him. me for instance.
I hope I'm not supposed to be impressed by that.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
By just tapping random characters on your keyboard?? Or did someone *sell*
you that persona?
sell? LOL! he stole it.
Yeah - from Dollar General.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.
okay, so you have some interesting ideas. what else have you got?
Two DDs and a crappy attitude - and you?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
For a second, I didn't start x-posting to your group, though I am
pretty sure that I *have* posted there in the past. As an overall
connoisseur of all things funny, not as a troll.
you're not a troll? goooooood.
<sharpening utensils>
Does this mean I'm invited to dinner?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Thirdly, what/who are you? ATJ's Gestapo?
no, that would be g.p. who we never mention, btw.
Why? Did you all have him over for dinner, too?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
If you're not carrying a badge or a BIG gun, bugger off.
can't fault you on attitude. you show some potential.
Potential? I feel so privileged and special. But not short bus special
like you guys.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
On second thought, if you ARE carrying
a gun, why don't you try shoving it up your ass so it can keep the
Redwood tree currently up there company?
Phbbbbttt!
some work needed on creativity, though.
Give me a break . . . as the saying goes, GIGO.
Post by Pumba
re-using the same material only works if it's really brilliant stuff, like
the stuff i come up with.
I believe in recycling. Most of the stuff *you've* used has come from
my compost heap.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
And Max is my name, so I don't think it'd be too kind to Mum and Dad if
I changed it at this late of a date! ; )
your first task then, is to kill them and eat their livers.
you show potential to be a light tasty snack. we'll only nibble at first.
Mmmm . . . is that a come on?
ur_droll
2006-04-12 07:53:47 UTC
Permalink
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym?
Um, by picking it and being intelligent enough to log on to the Usenet.
you could have asked a friend.
Can't, I've killed them all.
Post by Pumba
without proof of your intelligence, we have to assume that you are a fucking
dumb cunt.
Or that you are.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
By what stretch of *no* imagination did you earn the right to yours?
he has people who can vouch for him. me for instance.
I hope I'm not supposed to be impressed by that.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
By just tapping random characters on your keyboard?? Or did someone *sell*
you that persona?
sell? LOL! he stole it.
Yeah - from Dollar General.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.
okay, so you have some interesting ideas. what else have you got?
Two DDs and a crappy attitude - and you?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
For a second, I didn't start x-posting to your group, though I am
pretty sure that I *have* posted there in the past. As an overall
connoisseur of all things funny, not as a troll.
you're not a troll? goooooood.
<sharpening utensils>
Does this mean I'm invited to dinner?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Thirdly, what/who are you? ATJ's Gestapo?
no, that would be g.p. who we never mention, btw.
Why? Did you all have him over for dinner, too?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
If you're not carrying a badge or a BIG gun, bugger off.
can't fault you on attitude. you show some potential.
Potential? I feel so privileged and special. But not short bus special
like you guys.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
On second thought, if you ARE carrying
a gun, why don't you try shoving it up your ass so it can keep the
Redwood tree currently up there company?
Phbbbbttt!
some work needed on creativity, though.
Give me a break . . . as the saying goes, GIGO.
Post by Pumba
re-using the same material only works if it's really brilliant stuff, like
the stuff i come up with.
I believe in recycling. Most of the stuff *you've* used has come from
my compost heap.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
And Max is my name, so I don't think it'd be too kind to Mum and Dad if
I changed it at this late of a date! ; )
your first task then, is to kill them and eat their livers.
you show potential to be a light tasty snack. we'll only nibble at first.
Mmmm . . . is that a come on?
oh dear
max
2006-04-12 18:39:14 UTC
Permalink
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym?
Um, by picking it and being intelligent enough to log on to the Usenet.
you could have asked a friend.
Can't, I've killed them all.
Post by Pumba
without proof of your intelligence, we have to assume that you are a fucking
dumb cunt.
Or that you are.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
By what stretch of *no* imagination did you earn the right to yours?
he has people who can vouch for him. me for instance.
I hope I'm not supposed to be impressed by that.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
By just tapping random characters on your keyboard?? Or did someone *sell*
you that persona?
sell? LOL! he stole it.
Yeah - from Dollar General.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.
okay, so you have some interesting ideas. what else have you got?
Two DDs and a crappy attitude - and you?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
For a second, I didn't start x-posting to your group, though I am
pretty sure that I *have* posted there in the past. As an overall
connoisseur of all things funny, not as a troll.
you're not a troll? goooooood.
<sharpening utensils>
Does this mean I'm invited to dinner?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Thirdly, what/who are you? ATJ's Gestapo?
no, that would be g.p. who we never mention, btw.
Why? Did you all have him over for dinner, too?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
If you're not carrying a badge or a BIG gun, bugger off.
can't fault you on attitude. you show some potential.
Potential? I feel so privileged and special. But not short bus special
like you guys.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
On second thought, if you ARE carrying
a gun, why don't you try shoving it up your ass so it can keep the
Redwood tree currently up there company?
Phbbbbttt!
some work needed on creativity, though.
Give me a break . . . as the saying goes, GIGO.
Post by Pumba
re-using the same material only works if it's really brilliant stuff, like
the stuff i come up with.
I believe in recycling. Most of the stuff *you've* used has come from
my compost heap.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
And Max is my name, so I don't think it'd be too kind to Mum and Dad if
I changed it at this late of a date! ; )
your first task then, is to kill them and eat their livers.
you show potential to be a light tasty snack. we'll only nibble at first.
Mmmm . . . is that a come on?
oh dear
oh shit
GP
2006-04-12 19:43:03 UTC
Permalink
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym?
Um, by picking it and being intelligent enough to log on to the Usenet.
you could have asked a friend.
Can't, I've killed them all.
Post by Pumba
without proof of your intelligence, we have to assume that you are a
fucking dumb cunt.
Or that you are.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
By what stretch of *no* imagination did you earn the right to yours?
he has people who can vouch for him. me for instance.
I hope I'm not supposed to be impressed by that.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
By just tapping random characters on your keyboard?? Or did someone *sell*
you that persona?
sell? LOL! he stole it.
Yeah - from Dollar General.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.
okay, so you have some interesting ideas. what else have you got?
Two DDs and a crappy attitude - and you?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
For a second, I didn't start x-posting to your group, though I am
pretty sure that I *have* posted there in the past. As an overall
connoisseur of all things funny, not as a troll.
you're not a troll? goooooood.
<sharpening utensils>
Does this mean I'm invited to dinner?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Thirdly, what/who are you? ATJ's Gestapo?
no, that would be g.p. who we never mention, btw.
Why? Did you all have him over for dinner, too?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
If you're not carrying a badge or a BIG gun, bugger off.
can't fault you on attitude. you show some potential.
Potential? I feel so privileged and special. But not short bus special
like you guys.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
On second thought, if you ARE carrying
a gun, why don't you try shoving it up your ass so it can keep the
Redwood tree currently up there company?
Phbbbbttt!
some work needed on creativity, though.
Give me a break . . . as the saying goes, GIGO.
Post by Pumba
re-using the same material only works if it's really brilliant stuff,
like the stuff i come up with.
I believe in recycling. Most of the stuff *you've* used has come from
my compost heap.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
And Max is my name, so I don't think it'd be too kind to Mum and Dad if
I changed it at this late of a date! ; )
your first task then, is to kill them and eat their livers.
you show potential to be a light tasty snack. we'll only nibble at first.
Mmmm . . . is that a come on?
oh dear
you sound just like the sissy you are kiwi.


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Answer the following multiple choice questions and check out your score to
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What do you think are good names for children?
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b) Bill Gates IV.
c) Mozilla and Dotcom.

What's a telephone?
a) A thing with a round dial you use to talk to others.
b) A telecommunications device with 12 keys.
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Which punctuation is most correct?
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You wake up at 4:00 a.m. and decide to:
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What are RAM and ROM?
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When you want to buy something hard-to-find you:
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When you don't understand how to use a new appliance you:
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Different types of text formatting include:
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Pumba
2006-04-12 18:12:16 UTC
Permalink
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym?
Um, by picking it and being intelligent enough to log on to the Usenet.
you could have asked a friend.
Can't, I've killed them all.
hey, me too!

it's like you're reading my mind.
Post by max
Post by Pumba
without proof of your intelligence, we have to assume that you are a fucking
dumb cunt.
Or that you are.
you are specifically not allowed to consider that as an option.
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
By what stretch of *no* imagination did you earn the right to yours?
he has people who can vouch for him. me for instance.
I hope I'm not supposed to be impressed by that.
if you had been, i would have been unimpressed (with you).
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
By just tapping random characters on your keyboard?? Or did someone *sell*
you that persona?
sell? LOL! he stole it.
Yeah - from Dollar General.
i hate the military.
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.
okay, so you have some interesting ideas. what else have you got?
Two DDs and a crappy attitude - and you?
an online girlfriend with a crappy attitude (to match mine).
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
For a second, I didn't start x-posting to your group, though I am
pretty sure that I *have* posted there in the past. As an overall
connoisseur of all things funny, not as a troll.
you're not a troll? goooooood.
<sharpening utensils>
Does this mean I'm invited to dinner?
absolutely!

would you mind beating yourself all over your body with a little mallet and
rubbing yourself down with coarse rock salt?
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Thirdly, what/who are you? ATJ's Gestapo?
no, that would be g.p. who we never mention, btw.
Why? Did you all have him over for dinner, too?
that's the plan. he's being very coy about accepting, though.
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
If you're not carrying a badge or a BIG gun, bugger off.
can't fault you on attitude. you show some potential.
Potential? I feel so privileged and special. But not short bus special
like you guys.
well, we might consider overlooking some faults.
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
On second thought, if you ARE carrying
a gun, why don't you try shoving it up your ass so it can keep the
Redwood tree currently up there company?
Phbbbbttt!
some work needed on creativity, though.
Give me a break . . . as the saying goes, GIGO.
i like to think of myself as a garbage connoisseur.
Post by max
Post by Pumba
re-using the same material only works if it's really brilliant stuff, like
the stuff i come up with.
I believe in recycling. Most of the stuff *you've* used has come from
my compost heap.
it's enormous, isn't it?
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
And Max is my name, so I don't think it'd be too kind to Mum and Dad if
I changed it at this late of a date! ; )
your first task then, is to kill them and eat their livers.
you show potential to be a light tasty snack. we'll only nibble at first.
Mmmm . . . is that a come on?
i'll let you know, after hors d'oeuvres.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
max
2006-04-12 18:38:38 UTC
Permalink
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym?
Um, by picking it and being intelligent enough to log on to the Usenet.
you could have asked a friend.
Can't, I've killed them all.
hey, me too!
it's like you're reading my mind.
Thanks for the trip down memory lane - I haven't read "Fun with Dick
and Jane" in ages!
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
without proof of your intelligence, we have to assume that you are a fucking
dumb cunt.
Or that you are.
you are specifically not allowed to consider that as an option.
Too late!
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
By what stretch of *no* imagination did you earn the right to yours?
he has people who can vouch for him. me for instance.
I hope I'm not supposed to be impressed by that.
if you had been, i would have been unimpressed (with you).
Actually, I was *very* impressed, but then, that's not hard to do . . .
WOW, a 386 with 254 MBs RAM?! WOW!!
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
By just tapping random characters on your keyboard?? Or did someone *sell*
you that persona?
sell? LOL! he stole it.
Yeah - from Dollar General.
i hate the military.
Bad experiences withh Major Wedgie?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.
okay, so you have some interesting ideas. what else have you got?
Two DDs and a crappy attitude - and you?
an online girlfriend with a crappy attitude (to match mine).
Need to clean your screen?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
For a second, I didn't start x-posting to your group, though I am
pretty sure that I *have* posted there in the past. As an overall
connoisseur of all things funny, not as a troll.
you're not a troll? goooooood.
<sharpening utensils>
Does this mean I'm invited to dinner?
absolutely!
would you mind beating yourself all over your body with a little mallet and
rubbing yourself down with coarse rock salt?
Yes, I would most definitely mind. But if you had said "freshly ground
pepper," it would be a different story.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Thirdly, what/who are you? ATJ's Gestapo?
no, that would be g.p. who we never mention, btw.
Why? Did you all have him over for dinner, too?
that's the plan. he's being very coy about accepting, though.
That's the typical MO with a passive-sex-slave, though. So I think
that's to be expected.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
If you're not carrying a badge or a BIG gun, bugger off.
can't fault you on attitude. you show some potential.
Potential? I feel so privileged and special. But not short bus special
like you guys.
well, we might consider overlooking some faults.
I guess you're used to people overlooking faults, eh?
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
On second thought, if you ARE carrying
a gun, why don't you try shoving it up your ass so it can keep the
Redwood tree currently up there company?
Phbbbbttt!
some work needed on creativity, though.
Give me a break . . . as the saying goes, GIGO.
i like to think of myself as a garbage connoisseur.
AKA "homeless."
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
re-using the same material only works if it's really brilliant stuff, like
the stuff i come up with.
I believe in recycling. Most of the stuff *you've* used has come from
my compost heap.
it's enormous, isn't it?
Yes, and you've managed to find the nasty shit at the bottom of the
pile.
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
And Max is my name, so I don't think it'd be too kind to Mum and Dad if
I changed it at this late of a date! ; )
your first task then, is to kill them and eat their livers.
you show potential to be a light tasty snack. we'll only nibble at first.
Mmmm . . . is that a come on?
i'll let you know, after hors d'oeuvres.
I prefer soup.
Pumba
2006-04-13 15:12:11 UTC
Permalink
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.
okay, so you have some interesting ideas. what else have you got?
Two DDs and a crappy attitude - and you?
an online girlfriend with a crappy attitude (to match mine).
Need to clean your screen?
she swallows.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
MÐ
2006-04-13 08:06:44 UTC
Permalink
Post by Pumba
you show potential to be a light tasty snack. we'll only nibble at first.
I always forget to nibble!
MÐ
2006-04-13 08:06:34 UTC
Permalink
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym?
Um, by picking it and being intelligent enough to log on to the Usenet.
By what stretch of *no* imagination did you earn the right to yours? By
just tapping random characters on your keyboard?? Or did someone *sell*
you that persona?
I've bought it with the shed blood of unwary posters.
Post by max
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.
so you're a woman
Post by max
For a second, I didn't start x-posting to your group, though I am
pretty sure that I *have* posted there in the past. As an overall
connoisseur of all things funny, not as a troll.
no doubt about your troll status
Post by max
Thirdly, what/who are you? ATJ's Gestapo? If you're not carrying a
badge or a BIG gun, bugger off. On second thought, if you ARE carrying
a gun, why don't you try shoving it up your ass so it can keep the
Redwood tree currently up there company?
Phbbbbttt!
for a moment there, you were actually on a role
Post by max
And Max is my name, so I don't think it'd be too kind to Mum and Dad if
I changed it at this late of a date! ; )
Max Destroyer is mine.. killed my parents four years after I was
born, burned down the house and started a gun shop in Brooklyn. Today
I just scour Usenet looking for nym-stealing moron's families I can
slaughter. Hope you enjoy your stay.
max
2006-04-13 12:50:33 UTC
Permalink
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym?
Um, by picking it and being intelligent enough to log on to the Usenet.
By what stretch of *no* imagination did you earn the right to yours? By
just tapping random characters on your keyboard?? Or did someone *sell*
you that persona?
I've bought it with the shed blood of unwary posters.
AKA pimple faced tweenage muppet fucks looking for "friends" . . . or
dirty ol' fat farts looking to otherwise fill that gaping void called
"life". Not very impressive. Kind of like pokin' the fat kid in the gym
shower.
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.
so you're a woman
Why do you assume that? Because I didn't threaten physical harm?
Because my post wasn't laced with epithets and vulgarity?

Eh . . . fuck you.
Post by MÐ
Post by max
For a second, I didn't start x-posting to your group, though I am
pretty sure that I *have* posted there in the past. As an overall
connoisseur of all things funny, not as a troll.
no doubt about your troll status
I'm no troll . . . just an otherwise sweet caring lady looking to poke
some fun at retarded assholes.
*poke poke poke*
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Thirdly, what/who are you? ATJ's Gestapo? If you're not carrying a
badge or a BIG gun, bugger off. On second thought, if you ARE carrying
a gun, why don't you try shoving it up your ass so it can keep the
Redwood tree currently up there company?
Phbbbbttt!
for a moment there, you were actually on a role
Post by max
And Max is my name, so I don't think it'd be too kind to Mum and Dad if
I changed it at this late of a date! ; )
Max Destroyer is mine.. killed my parents four years after I was
born, burned down the house and started a gun shop in Brooklyn. Today
I just scour Usenet looking for nym-stealing moron's families I can
slaughter. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Enh, you waited four years? I'd have done it in half the time just for
the crime of your mom not being able to use the coat hanger properly.

Really, I had *NEVER* heard of you - so how the hell could I steal your
nym?? You're just jealous cause I make "Max" look good. Whereas on you
it looks like a fat chick wearing a thong bikini.

Furthermore, did I ever call myself something as gay as "Destroyer!?"
Nope. I don't believe in advertising. Much better to lull my victims
into a false sense of security. More fun that way.

So, it's oooookay . . . no threat here . . . go ahead and make
yourself at home. Be all niiiiice and comfy . . .
ur_droll
2006-04-13 19:17:02 UTC
Permalink
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym?
Um, by picking it and being intelligent enough to log on to the Usenet.
By what stretch of *no* imagination did you earn the right to yours? By
just tapping random characters on your keyboard?? Or did someone *sell*
you that persona?
I've bought it with the shed blood of unwary posters.
AKA pimple faced tweenage muppet fucks looking for "friends" . . . or
dirty ol' fat farts looking to otherwise fill that gaping void called
"life". Not very impressive. Kind of like pokin' the fat kid in the gym
shower.
LoL... nailed mos and mel
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.
so you're a woman
Why do you assume that? Because I didn't threaten physical harm?
Because my post wasn't laced with epithets and vulgarity?
Eh . . . fuck you.
Post by MÐ
Post by max
For a second, I didn't start x-posting to your group, though I am
pretty sure that I *have* posted there in the past. As an overall
connoisseur of all things funny, not as a troll.
no doubt about your troll status
I'm no troll . . . just an otherwise sweet caring lady looking to poke
some fun at retarded assholes.
*poke poke poke*
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Thirdly, what/who are you? ATJ's Gestapo? If you're not carrying a
badge or a BIG gun, bugger off. On second thought, if you ARE carrying
a gun, why don't you try shoving it up your ass so it can keep the
Redwood tree currently up there company?
Phbbbbttt!
for a moment there, you were actually on a role
Post by max
And Max is my name, so I don't think it'd be too kind to Mum and Dad if
I changed it at this late of a date! ; )
Max Destroyer is mine.. killed my parents four years after I was
born, burned down the house and started a gun shop in Brooklyn. Today
I just scour Usenet looking for nym-stealing moron's families I can
slaughter. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Enh, you waited four years? I'd have done it in half the time just for
the crime of your mom not being able to use the coat hanger properly.
Really, I had *NEVER* heard of you - so how the hell could I steal your
nym?? You're just jealous cause I make "Max" look good. Whereas on you
it looks like a fat chick wearing a thong bikini.
Furthermore, did I ever call myself something as gay as "Destroyer!?"
Nope. I don't believe in advertising. Much better to lull my victims
into a false sense of security. More fun that way.
So, it's oooookay . . . no threat here . . . go ahead and make
yourself at home. Be all niiiiice and comfy . . .
MÐ
2006-04-14 06:13:28 UTC
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Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym?
Um, by picking it and being intelligent enough to log on to the Usenet.
By what stretch of *no* imagination did you earn the right to yours? By
just tapping random characters on your keyboard?? Or did someone *sell*
you that persona?
I've bought it with the shed blood of unwary posters.
AKA pimple faced tweenage muppet fucks looking for "friends" . . . or
dirty ol' fat farts looking to otherwise fill that gaping void called
"life". Not very impressive. Kind of like pokin' the fat kid in the gym
shower.
Young, old, fat, lean, I've wiped 'em out..

all of them
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.
so you're a woman
Why do you assume that? Because I didn't threaten physical harm?
Because my post wasn't laced with epithets and vulgarity?
no.. 'cause you write like a woman
Post by max
Eh . . . fuck you.
..your cunt or your ass?
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
For a second, I didn't start x-posting to your group, though I am
pretty sure that I *have* posted there in the past. As an overall
connoisseur of all things funny, not as a troll.
no doubt about your troll status
I'm no troll . . . just an otherwise sweet caring lady looking to poke
some fun at retarded assholes.
*poke poke poke*
lady, huh.. so you're over 40
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Thirdly, what/who are you? ATJ's Gestapo? If you're not carrying a
badge or a BIG gun, bugger off. On second thought, if you ARE carrying
a gun, why don't you try shoving it up your ass so it can keep the
Redwood tree currently up there company?
Phbbbbttt!
for a moment there, you were actually on a role
Post by max
And Max is my name, so I don't think it'd be too kind to Mum and Dad if
I changed it at this late of a date! ; )
Max Destroyer is mine.. killed my parents four years after I was
born, burned down the house and started a gun shop in Brooklyn. Today
I just scour Usenet looking for nym-stealing moron's families I can
slaughter. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Enh, you waited four years? I'd have done it in half the time just for
the crime of your mom not being able to use the coat hanger properly.
WTF is 'Enh'? .. and mom flames ain't gonna cut it in here, noobie
Post by max
Really, I had *NEVER* heard of you - so how the hell could I steal your
nym?? You're just jealous cause I make "Max" look good. Whereas on you
it looks like a fat chick wearing a thong bikini.
If it isn't used as a descriptor, 'Max' is generally what people name
their dog.. more specifically, a mutt.
Post by max
Furthermore, did I ever call myself something as gay as "Destroyer!?"
Those who tread softly and carry an armored tank division get away
with it.
Post by max
Nope. I don't believe in advertising. Much better to lull my victims
into a false sense of security. More fun that way.
last thing you have to worry about is your ability to lull..
Post by max
So, it's oooookay . . . no threat here . . . go ahead and make
yourself at home. Be all niiiiice and comfy . . .
Nice try.. you ain't gettin' shit 'til you show us yer tits.
max
2006-04-14 12:39:52 UTC
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Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
By what stretch of whose imagination did you earn the right to that
nym?
Um, by picking it and being intelligent enough to log on to the Usenet.
By what stretch of *no* imagination did you earn the right to yours? By
just tapping random characters on your keyboard?? Or did someone *sell*
you that persona?
I've bought it with the shed blood of unwary posters.
AKA pimple faced tweenage muppet fucks looking for "friends" . . . or
dirty ol' fat farts looking to otherwise fill that gaping void called
"life". Not very impressive. Kind of like pokin' the fat kid in the gym
shower.
Young, old, fat, lean, I've slurped 'em out.. all of them
I fixed your typo - you're welcome.
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Post by MÐ
You want spoof attacks on every cyber terrorist on Usenet? Do
you _like_ having your group flooded with 50,000+ nym-shifted,
impossible-to-killfile meaningless posts for months on end thrown up
by mindless bots bent on your group's destruction? Change the nym or
quit crossposting too atj.
For one thing, there's no real censorship to the Usenet, so I pretty
much toss a general raspberry in your direction on that.
so you're a woman
Why do you assume that? Because I didn't threaten physical harm?
Because my post wasn't laced with epithets and vulgarity?
no.. 'cause you write like a woman
I do a loooooooot of things like a woman.
Post by max
Eh . . . fuck you.
..your cunt or your ass?
Your ear.
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
For a second, I didn't start x-posting to your group, though I am
pretty sure that I *have* posted there in the past. As an overall
connoisseur of all things funny, not as a troll.
no doubt about your troll status
I'm no troll . . . just an otherwise sweet caring lady looking to poke
some fun at retarded assholes.
*poke poke poke*
lady, huh.. so you're over 40
Nope, quite a bit under - I was referring to being genteel, not old.
Post by max
Post by MÐ
Post by max
Thirdly, what/who are you? ATJ's Gestapo? If you're not carrying a
badge or a BIG gun, bugger off. On second thought, if you ARE carrying
a gun, why don't you try shoving it up your ass so it can keep the
Redwood tree currently up there company?
Phbbbbttt!
for a moment there, you were actually on a role
Post by max
And Max is my name, so I don't think it'd be too kind to Mum and Dad if
I changed it at this late of a date! ; )
Max Destroyer is mine.. killed my parents four years after I was
born, burned down the house and started a gun shop in Brooklyn. Today
I just scour Usenet looking for nym-stealing moron's families I can
slaughter. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Enh, you waited four years? I'd have done it in half the time just for
the crime of your mom not being able to use the coat hanger properly.
WTF is 'Enh'? .. and mom flames ain't gonna cut it in here, noobie
Wasn't a "mom flame" it was a statement of fact.
Post by max
Really, I had *NEVER* heard of you - so how the hell could I steal your
nym?? You're just jealous cause I make "Max" look good. Whereas on you
it looks like a fat chick wearing a thong bikini.
If it isn't used as a descriptor, 'Max' is generally what people name
their dog.. more specifically, a mutt.
No mutts here. You must be thinking about your GF - ol' Whatshername .
. . Lassie?
Post by max
Furthermore, did I ever call myself something as gay as "Destroyer!?"
Those who tread softly and carry an armored tank division get away
with it.
Yeah, and they have an entire army to back them up. How many's in your
posse?
*crickets chirping*
Post by max
Nope. I don't believe in advertising. Much better to lull my victims
into a false sense of security. More fun that way.
last thing you have to worry about is your ability to lull..
Then it's working.
Post by max
So, it's oooookay . . . no threat here . . . go ahead and make
yourself at home. Be all niiiiice and comfy . . .
Nice try.. you ain't gettin' shit 'til you show us yer tits.
Gotta fairly recent Playboy mag? I was a "girl next door" a few years
ago. Helped pay for college and piss off the folks.
Pumba
2006-04-14 17:11:37 UTC
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Much better to lull my victims into a false sense of security. More fun that way.
i'm lulled. destroy me.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
max
2006-04-14 19:22:50 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Much better to lull my victims into a false sense of security. More fun that way.
i'm lulled. destroy me.
Absolutely not. You're one of the most interesting here. T'would be a
crime.

Now, M< and/or Drolly OTOH . . .
Douglas D. Anderson
2006-04-14 20:58:34 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Much better to lull my victims into a false sense of security. More fun that way.
i'm lulled. destroy me.
A partially inflated soccer ball doesn't go far when kicked.
Pumba
2006-04-10 13:36:45 UTC
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Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by OfficeBuffoon.com
A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle.
The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it
out by looking through the shop window at the house on the
far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is."
The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through
the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.
"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.
"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you
this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window,
and...uh...they were naked!"
"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner
throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he
turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200.
I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head
off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets."
The owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.
The man takes another look through the scope at the house
and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."
you fucking murdering thug!
you fucking cunt!
get your fucking bullshit outta here!
NOW!!!
OR
I will make your fucking life a living hell.
one more posts dump into alt.tasteless.jokes and i will completely butt
fuck your entire fucking useless life!
Damn, with all the vitrolic spewing you're pointing in OB's direction,
one would think he's shtupping your girl-friend or something!
worse, he's spamming my newsgroup.
Ouch! Gotcha. What's your group?
alt.tasteless.jokes

he seems to think this is a jokes group. it is not.

atj's newsgroup description:

"Sometimes insulting rather than disgusting or humorous."

atj is actually a flame group. the jokes bit is a troll, to lure ppl in to
get flamed for moaning about the lack of jokes.

anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Post by max
It seems as though the ones he posted to are all humor groups . . .
Please disregard my other posts - I thought you were invading *this*
group . . . my apologies. I hate SPAM too.
nope, i just haven't bothered to snip the x-posts of Buffoon.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
max
2006-04-10 14:01:35 UTC
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In article <e1dn0m$ej4$***@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net>, Pumba
<***@muizenberg.org.za> wrote:

<snip>
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Pumba
2006-04-10 16:08:31 UTC
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Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
max
2006-04-10 17:07:14 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
Pumba
2006-04-11 13:30:53 UTC
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Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
max
2006-04-11 17:38:55 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
Pumba
2006-04-11 17:45:20 UTC
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Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
max
2006-04-11 21:44:23 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
Pumba
2006-04-11 23:24:48 UTC
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Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . .
who is M<?
Post by max
course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
that is your problem, not mine.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
ur_droll
2006-04-12 07:17:09 UTC
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Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head... What now?
GP
2006-04-12 19:41:49 UTC
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Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head... What now?
try swallowing kiwi.


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2006-04-12 19:53:58 UTC
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GP wrote;
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Douglas D. Anderson
2006-04-12 21:08:31 UTC
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Post by Sanguisuga
GP wrote;
Post by GP
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2006-04-13 03:37:50 UTC
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Post by Sanguisuga
GP wrote;
Post by GP
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nobody talks to gp.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
max
2006-04-12 21:53:23 UTC
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Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.

Oh, I see you've already started.
ur_droll
2006-04-13 06:24:56 UTC
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Post by max
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
That's a back handed offer...... I prefer forehand thanks
Post by max
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
Let's call it forehand.... are you ready to suck it up?
max
2006-04-13 12:55:37 UTC
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Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
That's a back handed offer...... I prefer forehand thanks
Yeah, that's what your mom said.
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
Let's call it forehand.... are you ready to suck it up?
Too late, your mom took care of it already.
ur_droll
2006-04-13 19:19:43 UTC
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Post by max
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
That's a back handed offer...... I prefer forehand thanks
Yeah, that's what your mom said.
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
Let's call it forehand.... are you ready to suck it up?
Too late, your mom took care of it already.
Wow... a "yer mom" lamer.... I don't believe that has ever been seen on
usenet b4.... you must be sooooooooo proud of yer talents
max
2006-04-14 04:59:52 UTC
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Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
That's a back handed offer...... I prefer forehand thanks
Yeah, that's what your mom said.
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
Let's call it forehand.... are you ready to suck it up?
Too late, your mom took care of it already.
Wow... a "yer mom" lamer.... I don't believe that has ever been seen on
usenet b4.... you must be sooooooooo proud of yer talents
Yes, I am. And if you ever rate more than a pathetic "yer mom" joke,
you'll see that. Until then, that's all you get.
ur_droll
2006-04-14 05:11:55 UTC
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Post by max
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by ur_droll
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
Post by max
Post by Pumba
anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
That's a back handed offer...... I prefer forehand thanks
Yeah, that's what your mom said.
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What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
Let's call it forehand.... are you ready to suck it up?
Too late, your mom took care of it already.
Wow... a "yer mom" lamer.... I don't believe that has ever been seen on
usenet b4.... you must be sooooooooo proud of yer talents
Yes, I am. And if you ever rate more than a pathetic "yer mom" joke,
you'll see that. Until then, that's all you get.
Don't force yourself.... 'believe me'...
it ain't worth the effort
ur_droll
2006-04-14 05:14:54 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
That's a back handed offer...... I prefer forehand thanks
Yeah, that's what your mom said.
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Post by max
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
Let's call it forehand.... are you ready to suck it up?
Too late, your mom took care of it already.
Wow... a "yer mom" lamer.... I don't believe that has ever been seen on
usenet b4.... you must be sooooooooo proud of yer talents
Yes, I am.
Cute
Post by max
And if you ever rate more than a pathetic "yer mom" joke,
you'll see that. Until then, that's all you get.
max
2006-04-14 05:18:07 UTC
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Wow... a "yer mom" lamer.... I don't believe that has ever been seen on
usenet b4.... you must be sooooooooo proud of yer talents
Yes, I am.
Cute
I am that, too. In spades.
ur_droll
2006-04-14 05:21:17 UTC
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Wow... a "yer mom" lamer.... I don't believe that has ever been seen on
usenet b4.... you must be sooooooooo proud of yer talents
Yes, I am.
Cute
I am that, too. In spades.
...<picturing spades in max>...
max
2006-04-14 12:42:36 UTC
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Wow... a "yer mom" lamer.... I don't believe that has ever been seen on
usenet b4.... you must be sooooooooo proud of yer talents
Yes, I am.
Cute
I am that, too. In spades.
...<picturing spades in max>...
You fantasize about black on white action often, Drolly-kins?
MÐ
2006-04-13 08:07:20 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
<firing up joint>
ur_droll
2006-04-13 08:48:48 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
<firing up joint>
Typical post jack off smoke blower behavior
MÐ
2006-04-13 10:35:10 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
<firing up joint>
<Typical post jack off smoke blower behavior>
stop whining and take a hit.. and for fuck's sake, clean up yer shot
ur_droll
2006-04-13 19:13:05 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
<firing up joint>
<Typical post jack off smoke blower behavior>
stop whining and take a hit.. and for fuck's sake, clean up yer shot
I did.... and 'no'... he looks pretty with gooey lumps over his face
MÐ
2006-04-14 06:26:10 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
<firing up joint>
<Typical post jack off smoke blower behavior>
stop whining and take a hit.. and for fuck's sake, clean up yer shot
I did.... and 'no'... he looks pretty with gooey lumps over his face
Those are _her_ old age warts.
ur_droll
2006-04-14 09:38:25 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
<firing up joint>
<Typical post jack off smoke blower behavior>
stop whining and take a hit.. and for fuck's sake, clean up yer shot
I did.... and 'no'... he looks pretty with gooey lumps over his face
Those are _her_ old age warts.
When they're that ugly it doesn't matter
max
2006-04-13 12:56:11 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
<firing up joint>
<firing up chainsaw>
MÐ
2006-04-14 06:15:42 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
<firing up joint>
<firing up chainsaw>
<extinquishes joint on max's wrist so involuntary muscle contraction
thrusts chainsaw into her head>

<relights joint with sparks emanating from smoking skull>
max
2006-04-14 12:44:45 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
whose ass?
M<'s ass . . . course, you'd have to remove the Redwood tree up
his/her ass, first. Otherwise, you'd get splinters!! ; )
This ones already fucked in the head
Being fucked in the head is the closest *you'll* ever come to getting
laid....
Post by ur_droll
What now?
Masturbate, I guess.
Oh, I see you've already started.
<firing up joint>
<firing up chainsaw>
<extinquishes joint on max's wrist so involuntary muscle contraction
thrusts chainsaw into her head>
<relights joint with sparks emanating from smoking skull>
<In her last, spastic death throes, Max pisses on joint, not only
extinguishing joint, but also drenching M< as well. From all reports,
M< enjoyed it>
MÐ
2006-04-13 08:05:58 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
..so MD can enjoy a chicken sandwich
max
2006-04-13 12:52:29 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
..so MD can enjoy a chicken sandwich
*yawn*
MÐ
2006-04-14 06:14:41 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
..so MD can enjoy a chicken sandwich
*yawn*
anticipating replies to your garbage ain't gonna make you interesting
max
2006-04-14 12:45:11 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
How about to get to the other side of the road to kick M<'s ass?
..so MD can enjoy a chicken sandwich
*yawn*
anticipating replies to your garbage ain't gonna make you interesting
So they tell you.
Peter Bjørn Perlsø
2006-04-13 21:24:11 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!


See, I can, too.
--
regards, Peter Bjørn Perlsø
http://haxor.dk
http://liberterran.org
http://haxor.dk/fanaticism/
Pumba
2006-04-14 17:23:39 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!
See, I can, too.
no, you can't (get it up).
--
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Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
Peter Bjørn Perlsø
2006-04-14 19:30:39 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!
See, I can, too.
no, you can't (get it up).
Thats what she said yesterday!!!
--
regards, Peter Bjørn Perlsø
http://haxor.dk
http://liberterran.org
http://haxor.dk/fanaticism/
max
2006-04-14 19:34:09 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
i've always wanted to know the answer to that question, though.
FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!
See, I can, too.
no, you can't (get it up).
Thats what she said yesterday!!!
And the day before that, and the day before that one, and the day
before . . . etc.
MÐ
2006-04-13 08:05:48 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
You might try being worth the effort.
max
2006-04-13 12:52:01 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
You might try being worth the effort.
Compared to you, I am!
MÐ
2006-04-14 06:14:25 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
You might try being worth the effort.
Compared to you, I am!
If yer not an anesthesiologist, you've wasted your talent.
max
2006-04-14 12:47:38 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
dunno. why?
*shrugs* I was just trying to see if I would get flamed! : )
You might try being worth the effort.
Compared to you, I am!
If yer not an anesthesiologist, you've wasted your talent.
I'm a proctologist (nickname, Baby Arm) and you're my next patient.

And no moaning this time - it's creeps me out!
MÐ
2006-04-13 07:54:12 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To further the plague of bird flu and wipe out every human on Earth.
max
2006-04-13 12:51:34 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To further the plague of bird flu and wipe out every human on Earth.
I would think your BO would do that job quite nicely.
MÐ
2006-04-14 06:13:59 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To further the plague of bird flu and wipe out every human on Earth.
I would think your BO would do that job quite nicely.
..if you had that ability, you just might
max
2006-04-14 12:46:27 UTC
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anyone posting jokes into atj gets flamed.
Ah.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To further the plague of bird flu and wipe out every human on Earth.
I would think your BO would do that job quite nicely.
..if you had that ability, you just might
I have a lot of abilities and talents. Unfortunately, tolerating the
medicore isn't one of them.

You are the weakest link. Good-bye!
Danny Colyer
2006-04-10 17:53:08 UTC
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alt.tasteless.jokes
he seems to think this is a jokes group. it is not.
"Sometimes insulting rather than disgusting or humorous."
atj is actually a flame group. the jokes bit is a troll, to lure ppl in to
get flamed for moaning about the lack of jokes.
Ah. I used to be a regular there, back in the early 90's when it /was/
a jokes group. It was a great shame when it turned into a flamefest.
Hasn't been worth looking at for a great many years now :-(

ObJoke:
Last month, the United Nations conducted a worldwide survey. The only
question asked was: Would you please give your honest opinion about
solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world"

The survey was a huge failure.

In Africa, they did not know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe, they did not know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe, they did not know what "shortage" meant.

In China, they did not know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East, they did not know what "solution" meant.

And in the USA, they did not know what "the rest of the world" meant.
--
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Pumba
2006-04-11 13:36:58 UTC
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alt.tasteless.jokes
he seems to think this is a jokes group. it is not.
"Sometimes insulting rather than disgusting or humorous."
atj is actually a flame group. the jokes bit is a troll, to lure ppl
in to get flamed for moaning about the lack of jokes.
Ah. I used to be a regular there, back in the early 90's when it /was/
a jokes group.
the newsgroup description has never changed - it's not editable.

certain people decided that they wanted actual jokes and humor here, not
insults, so they started dumping jokes in here. but it's not what atj is for.

atj is a troll group.
Post by Danny Colyer
It was a great shame when it turned into a flamefest.
we can flame too. but mostly we troll. we're pretty versatile. well, i am. :-)

and my trolls actually make quite interesting reading too.
Post by Danny Colyer
Hasn't been worth looking at for a great many years now :-(
no problem. obviously, atj is not for you then. try rec.humor. they're VERY
funny!
Post by Danny Colyer
Last month, the United Nations conducted a worldwide survey. The only
question asked was: Would you please give your honest opinion about
solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world"
The survey was a huge failure.
In Africa, they did not know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe, they did not know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe, they did not know what "shortage" meant.
In China, they did not know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East, they did not know what "solution" meant.
And in the USA, they did not know what "the rest of the world" meant.
heard this joke before, btw. there's not many jokes we haven't heard in here.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
max
2006-04-12 23:33:12 UTC
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alt.tasteless.jokes
he seems to think this is a jokes group. it is not.
"Sometimes insulting rather than disgusting or humorous."
atj is actually a flame group. the jokes bit is a troll, to lure ppl
in to get flamed for moaning about the lack of jokes.
Ah. I used to be a regular there, back in the early 90's when it /was/
a jokes group.
the newsgroup description has never changed - it's not editable.
certain people decided that they wanted actual jokes and humor here, not
insults, so they started dumping jokes in here. but it's not what atj is for.
atj is for the worship and perpetuation of the Glorious Tusked One,
Pumba.
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atj is a Pumba fan club.
I fixed yer typo - you're welcome.
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It was a great shame when it turned into a flamefest.
we can flame too. but mostly we troll.
Okay, smartypants, what's the diff between flaming and trolling?
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we're pretty versatile. well, i am. :-)
Yes, he's AC *AND* DC.
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and my trolls actually make quite interesting reading too.
Yes, much like the installation instructions that came with my new
Plasma TV or DVD recorder. Very interesting . . . . snzzzzzzzzz
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Hasn't been worth looking at for a great many years now :-(
no problem. obviously, atj is not for you then. try rec.humor. they're VERY
funny!
Take it from a VERY UNfunny fellow like Pumba.
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Last month, the United Nations conducted a worldwide survey. The only
question asked was: Would you please give your honest opinion about
solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world"
The survey was a huge failure.
In Africa, they did not know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe, they did not know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe, they did not know what "shortage" meant.
In China, they did not know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East, they did not know what "solution" meant.
And in the USA, they did not know what "the rest of the world" meant.
heard this joke before, btw. there's not many jokes we haven't heard in here.
Pumba
2006-04-13 15:14:09 UTC
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Post by Danny Colyer
It was a great shame when it turned into a flamefest.
we can flame too. but mostly we troll.
Okay, smartypants, what's the diff between flaming and trolling?
discover the difference for yourself, oh brained one.
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we're pretty versatile. well, i am. :-)
Yes, he's AC *AND* DC.
9 out of 10 people prefer Duracell batteries.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
max
2006-04-14 05:03:29 UTC
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Post by Danny Colyer
It was a great shame when it turned into a flamefest.
we can flame too. but mostly we troll.
Okay, smartypants, what's the diff between flaming and trolling?
discover the difference for yourself, oh brained one.
IIRC flaming is viciously insulting others (typically "innocent"
bystanders) whereas trolling is starting arguments with aforesaid
innocents just so you have an excuse to flame them.
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we're pretty versatile. well, i am. :-)
Yes, he's AC *AND* DC.
9 out of 10 people prefer Duracell batteries.
I prefer the real thing.
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