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Buffoon
2006-08-22 17:33:04 UTC
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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then
he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.

"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl
Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese,
what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.

Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in
the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was
for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

Regards, Buffoon
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Pumba
2006-08-23 09:01:17 UTC
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Post by Buffoon
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then
he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl
Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese,
what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in
the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was
for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Regards, Buffoon
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get this fucking shit out of alt.tasteless.jokes you limey fuckers!
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A***@aol.com
2006-08-23 12:21:19 UTC
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Post by Pumba
Post by Buffoon
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then
he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl
Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese,
what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in
the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was
for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Regards, Buffoon
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get this fucking shit out of alt.tasteless.jokes you limey fuckers!
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Voetsak, RSA honde.
Wm...
2006-08-23 16:11:25 UTC
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Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:21:19
Post by A***@aol.com
Post by Pumba
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Voetsak, RSA honde.
One dog many dogs

You probably just wanted hond, meaning dog.

I don't see why the term should only be applied by men to women.
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Nick
2006-08-23 13:57:16 UTC
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Post by Buffoon
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then
he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl
Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese,
what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in
the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was
for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Regards, Buffoon
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... you limey fuckers!
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LOL - is that a term of endearment?
duie
2006-08-23 14:21:45 UTC
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Post by Nick
... you limey fuckers!
~
LOL - is that a term of endearment?
http://www.wavescape.co.za/bot_bar/surfrikan/slang.html#v

Whisper it in his ear.

Duie
Mudge
2006-08-23 16:26:37 UTC
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Post by Pumba
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then
he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Chinese
man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish
man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the
Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says.
"What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Regards, Buffoon
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get this fucking shit out of alt.tasteless.jokes you limey fuckers!
Ditto for funnytown
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