Buffoon
2006-09-13 18:06:23 UTC
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make
you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals
inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then
open his mouth and I'll remove my genitals unscathed. In return for
witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, and
dropped his trousers, placing his privates in the alligator's mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man
grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its
head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The
man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde girl
timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on
the head with the beer bottle so hard."
..... And you thought it was an alligator joke.
Regards, Buffoon
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alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make
you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals
inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then
open his mouth and I'll remove my genitals unscathed. In return for
witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, and
dropped his trousers, placing his privates in the alligator's mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man
grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its
head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The
man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde girl
timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on
the head with the beer bottle so hard."
..... And you thought it was an alligator joke.
Regards, Buffoon
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