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Buffoon
2006-08-22 17:32:23 UTC
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A husband and wife were lying in bed one night. (Since they have
small children, the universal-parent coding system for sex is washing
machine.) The husband turned to his wife and said in a seductive
voice, "washing machine." The wife, being the hard working parent she
is, was tired and she said, "Not tonight, dear; I'm tired." He rolled
away.

Five minutes later, he rolled back over and repeated "Honey, washing
machine." She said, "I've got a headache."

He rolled away again. Ten minutes later, the wife, feeling guilty,
turned to her husband and said, "OK, washing machine."

He replied. "That's OK. It was a small load and I did it by hand."

Regards, Buffoon
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Pumba
2006-08-23 09:01:01 UTC
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Post by Buffoon
A husband and wife were lying in bed one night. (Since they have
small children, the universal-parent coding system for sex is washing
machine.) The husband turned to his wife and said in a seductive
voice, "washing machine." The wife, being the hard working parent she
is, was tired and she said, "Not tonight, dear; I'm tired." He rolled
away.
Five minutes later, he rolled back over and repeated "Honey, washing
machine." She said, "I've got a headache."
He rolled away again. Ten minutes later, the wife, feeling guilty,
turned to her husband and said, "OK, washing machine."
He replied. "That's OK. It was a small load and I did it by hand."
Regards, Buffoon
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get this fucking shit out of alt.tasteless.jokes you limey fuckers!
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Mudge
2006-08-23 16:26:00 UTC
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Post by Pumba
A husband and wife were lying in bed one night. (Since they have small
children, the universal-parent coding system for sex is washing machine.)
The husband turned to his wife and said in a seductive voice, "washing
machine." The wife, being the hard working parent she is, was tired and
she said, "Not tonight, dear; I'm tired." He rolled away. Five minutes
later, he rolled back over and repeated "Honey, washing machine." She
said, "I've got a headache." He rolled away again. Ten minutes later,
the wife, feeling guilty, turned to her husband and said, "OK, washing
machine." He replied. "That's OK. It was a small load and I did it by
hand." Regards, Buffoon
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get this fucking shit out of alt.tasteless.jokes you limey fuckers!
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