Southwest Airlines

[Buffoon]

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the
window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs,
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby
airplanes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
stewardess.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The
stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your
Mom tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "yes she did." "Well, then, you
go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because
Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to
you."

Regards, Buffoon
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[Pumba]

Post by Buffoon
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the
window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs,
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby
airplanes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
stewardess.
So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The
stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your
Mom tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "yes she did." "Well, then, you
go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because
Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to
you."

southwest airlines?

http://www.southwest.com/about_swa/

i think that mother would write Colleen Barrett (President of SWA) to
complain about that _FLIGHT ATTENDANT_!

http://www.southwest.com/careers/flight_attendant.html

btw I noticed that flight attendants make $18 per trip, and a trip equals
243 miles (391 kilometres).

I think Walmart pays its greeters more.

but then, they do have a really cool blog, and maybe one day, if i'm really
really lucky, i'll fly on THE Herbert D. Kelleher aircraft (N711HK), one of
Southwest's signature airplanes.

http://www.blogsouthwest.com/

your joke sucked, btw.

In this case, real life is far far far funnier than any joke you could
possibly conjure up about Southwest.

The biggest joke about Southwest, is Southwest itself.

Southwest is one LARGE joke of an airline carrier.

You gotta be nuts to fly with them. Literally.