Texas State Trooper...

[Buffoon]

In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a
perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he
discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road
with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer
later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading,
"TIPS" and a bucket full of money. And we used to just sell lemonade!

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the
TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas
State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have
balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized
what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol
car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

Regards, Buffoon
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[Pumba]

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Hi Buffon

If you post to atj again, i will crash your web server.

Cheers,
Pumba

[Biffothe Bear]

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Hi Buffon
If you post to atj again, i will crash your web server.
Cheers,
Pumba
--
Pumba, the wart

What is atj?

[Bill Ruddock]

atj = alt.tasteless.jokes

and a chihuahua could have copied Buffoon's name correctly, Pumba. And
can I point out to you, Pumba, that you seem to be rather lacking in a
sense of humour for someone that lurks around humour/jokes newsgroups.

[George W Bush voice] heh, heh, heh, I'm gonna threaten posters of light
humour to humour newsgroups with death until they go into hiding - don't
you dare misunderestimate me. I wanna press the red "Send" button...[/GWB]

Bill

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Post by Pumba

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Hi Buffon
If you post to atj again, i will crash your web server.
Cheers,
Pumba
--
Pumba, the wart

What is atj?

[Lambda]

Post by Bill Ruddock
and a chihuahua could have copied Buffoon's name correctly, Pumba. And
can I point out to you, Pumba, that you seem to be rather lacking in a
sense of humour for someone that lurks around humour/jokes newsgroups.

I must say that I'm fed up with Pumba's answers most of the time, much
more than with Buffoon's posts since these are definitely in-topic.
Except that this time, Buffoon has posted a series of jokes that he had
posted here before (and not a long time ago), so that the only add-value
of his post is to make readers see his http address more often. I hope
it's just a mistake and not on purpose...

[Pumba]

Post by Lambda

Post by Bill Ruddock
and a chihuahua could have copied Buffoon's name correctly, Pumba.
And can I point out to you, Pumba, that you seem to be rather lacking
in a sense of humour for someone that lurks around humour/jokes
newsgroups.

I must say that I'm fed up with Pumba's answers most of the time,

you're fed up, are you?

you do sound awfully British for a yankee.

are you taking anything for that?

Post by Lambda
much more than with Buffoon's posts since these are definitely in-topic.

bufon is just spamming crap jokes endlessly and mindlessly, x-posted to a
whole bunch of newsgroups with one aim in mind - get you to click his
fucking url.

and you are falling for his deceitful trick every time.

what we really should be doing is bandying together to do a DDOS on his web
server.

how many PCs can you zombie for the effort at Stanford?

Post by Lambda
Except that this time, Buffoon has posted a series of jokes that he had
posted here before (and not a long time ago), so that the only add-value
of his post is to make readers see his http address more often. I hope
it's just a mistake and not on purpose...

see, you're catching on now. you're a smart guy.

humor groups do not need canned jokes to be mindlessly spammed into them.

we're supposed to generate the humor ourselves from scratch, not c&p jokes
that have been posted umpteen times already.

if people want a joke on any particular topic, they can damn well learn to
use google, msn, yahoo etc. to ferret suitable material out, either on the
web or in Google's Usenet archive.

i think it's fucking pathetic when people post requests for jokes on a
particular topic.

we're not here to offer a jokes service, you know. we're not here for that.
we're not here to assist anyone. we're here to goof off from work. we're
here to fuck around and talk shit.

and we damn well aren't here to be mindlessly spammed with boring bullshit
we've already read years ago.

that's my rant for the day.

:-D

[MÐ]

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Post by Lambda

Post by Bill Ruddock
and a chihuahua could have copied Buffoon's name correctly, Pumba.
And can I point out to you, Pumba, that you seem to be rather lacking
in a sense of humour for someone that lurks around humour/jokes
newsgroups.

I must say that I'm fed up with Pumba's answers most of the time,

you're fed up, are you?
you do sound awfully British for a yankee.
are you taking anything for that?

..heh..

[MÐ]

On Wed, 10 May 2006 21:57:58 -0700, Lambda

Post by Lambda

Post by Bill Ruddock
and a chihuahua could have copied Buffoon's name correctly, Pumba. And
can I point out to you, Pumba, that you seem to be rather lacking in a
sense of humour for someone that lurks around humour/jokes newsgroups.

I must say that I'm fed up with Pumba's answers most of the time,

yet you're a perpetual victim

Post by Lambda
much more than with Buffoon's posts since these are definitely in-topic.

..at lame, ineffectual joke groups

Post by Lambda
Except that this time, Buffoon has posted a series of jokes that he had
posted here before (and not a long time ago), so that the only add-value
of his post is to make readers see his http address more often. I hope
it's just a mistake and not on purpose...

hope yourself into a slit throat, insignificant lap dog

[Buffoon]

That was a mistake... I must appologise...

Buffoon

Post by Lambda

Post by Bill Ruddock
and a chihuahua could have copied Buffoon's name correctly, Pumba. And
can I point out to you, Pumba, that you seem to be rather lacking in a
sense of humour for someone that lurks around humour/jokes newsgroups.

I must say that I'm fed up with Pumba's answers most of the time, much
more than with Buffoon's posts since these are definitely in-topic. Except
that this time, Buffoon has posted a series of jokes that he had posted
here before (and not a long time ago), so that the only add-value of his
post is to make readers see his http address more often. I hope it's just
a mistake and not on purpose...

[Pumba]

Post by Buffoon
That was a mistake... I must appologise...

hey, no problem. you want to apologise? sure. we'll accept your apology.

...slit yer throat...

Post by Buffoon

Post by Lambda

Post by Bill Ruddock
and a chihuahua could have copied Buffoon's name correctly, Pumba. And
can I point out to you, Pumba, that you seem to be rather lacking in a
sense of humour for someone that lurks around humour/jokes newsgroups.

I must say that I'm fed up with Pumba's answers most of the time, much
more than with Buffoon's posts since these are definitely in-topic. Except
that this time, Buffoon has posted a series of jokes that he had posted
here before (and not a long time ago), so that the only add-value of his
post is to make readers see his http address more often. I hope it's just
a mistake and not on purpose...

[Ærchie]

The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Buffoon was standin' in the doorway

Post by Buffoon
That was a mistake... I must appologise...
Buffoon

Not accepted.

Just die like a man.

Ærchie

[Pumba]

Post by Ærchie
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Buffoon was standin' in the doorway

Post by Buffoon
That was a mistake... I must appologise...
Buffoon

Not accepted.
Just die like a man.
Ærchie

or like a pussy.

either is acceptable.

:-D

[Ærchie]

The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Pumba was standin' in the doorway

Post by Pumba

Post by Ærchie
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet Buffoon was standin' in the doorway

Post by Buffoon
That was a mistake... I must appologise...
Buffoon

Not accepted.
Just die like a man.
Ærchie

or like a pussy.
either is acceptable.
:-D

True - he can die like an insect under my boot for all I care.

He death is the end, a meaningless end.

Ærchie

[Pumba]

Bill Ruddock wrote:

top posting is fucked up.

Post by Bill Ruddock
atj = alt.tasteless.jokes
and a chihuahua could have copied Buffoon's name correctly, Pumba.

i'm not a chiwowwaw.

Post by Bill Ruddock
And can I point out to you,

what? no.

Post by Bill Ruddock
Pumba, that you seem to be rather lacking in a
sense of humour for someone that lurks around humour/jokes newsgroups.

what jokes? where? there are no jokes.

Post by Bill Ruddock
[George W Bush voice] heh, heh, heh, I'm gonna threaten posters of light
humour to humour newsgroups with death until they go into hiding - don't
you dare misunderestimate me. I wanna press the red "Send" button...[/GWB]

are you on drugs?

oh god! it's worse. you're a limey.

[MÐ]

Post by Bill Ruddock
atj = alt.tasteless.jokes

<snip rant>

top posting fuckstain

[Pumba]

Post by Biffothe Bear

Post by Pumba

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Hi Buffon
If you post to atj again, i will crash your web server.
Cheers,
Pumba
--
Pumba, the wart

What is atj?

what is google?

[MÐ]

On Thu, 11 May 2006 00:28:12 +0100, "Biffothe Bear"

Post by Biffothe Bear

Post by Pumba

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Hi Buffon
If you post to atj again, i will crash your web server.
Cheers,
Pumba
--
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What is atj?

another one of Max's owned froups

[Pumba]

Post by MÐ
On Thu, 11 May 2006 00:28:12 +0100, "Biffothe Bear"

Post by Biffothe Bear

Post by Pumba

Post by Buffoon
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Hi Buffon
If you post to atj again, i will crash your web server.
Cheers,
Pumba
--
Pumba, the wart

What is atj?

another one of Max's owned froups

max has gone away.

she was marginally more exciting than cogge.

christ, where do they all get their names!?

[MÐ]

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Post by MÐ
On Thu, 11 May 2006 00:28:12 +0100, "Biffothe Bear"

Post by Biffothe Bear

Post by Pumba

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Hi Buffon
If you post to atj again, i will crash your web server.
Cheers,
Pumba
--
Pumba, the wart

What is atj?

another one of Max's owned froups

max has gone away.

Max had nothing to with max's departure

Post by Pumba
she was marginally more exciting than cogge.

She was brand new 'til _you_ scared her off.

Post by Pumba
christ, where do they all get their names!?

I dunno, but should I ever nym-shift to 'Judge Max', 'Darth Max', or
'Neo', kindly put a bullet between my eyes..

[Pumba]

Post by MÐ

Post by Pumba

Post by MÐ
On Thu, 11 May 2006 00:28:12 +0100, "Biffothe Bear"

Post by Biffothe Bear

Post by Pumba

Post by Buffoon
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Hi Buffon
If you post to atj again, i will crash your web server.
Cheers,
Pumba
--
Pumba, the wart

What is atj?

another one of Max's owned froups

max has gone away.

Max had nothing to with max's departure

Post by Pumba
she was marginally more exciting than cogge.

She was brand new 'til _you_ scared her off.

Post by Pumba
christ, where do they all get their names!?

I dunno, but should I ever nym-shift to 'Judge Max', 'Darth Max', or
'Neo', kindly put a bullet between my eyes..

anytime.

[MÐ]

On Wed, 10 May 2006 19:07:06 GMT, "Buffoon"

Post by Buffoon
In Richardson, Texas

men frequently fuck their own sisters

[Him the lad]

Well I need to change underwear right now

[Pumba]

Post by Him the lad
Well I need to change underwear right now

why?