Buffoon
2006-09-13 18:05:45 UTC
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Snowbirds" in Arizona. Ray has
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale at
WalMart, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He saunters into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything
different about me?" Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room, completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT
NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies,
"Shoulda' bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda' bought a hat."
Regards, Buffoon
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always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale at
WalMart, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He saunters into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything
different about me?" Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room, completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT
NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies,
"Shoulda' bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda' bought a hat."
Regards, Buffoon
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