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Ways Hell is Better Than Your Job...
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Buffoon
2006-09-13 18:07:31 UTC
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1. Your coffee stays hot all day!
2. Never have to look very far to find the legal department.
3. In Hell, you *know* who drank your Coke in the fridge - Satan!
4. 30% fewer "Dilbert" cartoons in the break room.
5. In Hell, that devil-may-care attitude of yours comes in handy.
6. You get to spend more time with your spouse now.
7. No more wondering if the boss hates you.
8. Riding to work in a handbasket beats the hell out of public
transportation.
9. Hourly dunks in searing pools of molten lava are actually quite
invigorating.
10. Surfing porno sites all day scores *major* points with the boss!
11. Your office: One free stale donut every Friday. Hell: One brutal
mutilation of a "Full House" cast member every Friday.
12. Your job? Suit and tie. Hell? Pitchforks and attitude, Baby!
13. Ferocious reptilian demons can appreciate a good dirty joke now
and then without threatening a sexual harassment complaint.
14. Microwave popcorn - without leaving your cubicle!

Regards, Buffoon
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Richard Catto
2006-09-14 12:05:47 UTC
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Post by Buffoon
1. Your coffee stays hot all day!
get this fucking shit out of alt.tasteless.jokes, you limey fuckers!
Roger T.
2006-09-14 15:57:27 UTC
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"Richard Catto"
Post by Richard Catto
Post by Buffoon
1. Your coffee stays hot all day!
get this fucking shit out of alt.tasteless.jokes, you limey fuckers!
Another well though out comment from an intellectual giant.
No spam
2006-09-14 18:34:29 UTC
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Pumba on holiday?

Got his secretary to administer the poor quality retorts


"Roger T." <***@highspeedplus.com> wrote in message news:***@grapevine.islandnet.com...

"Richard Catto"
Post by Richard Catto
Post by Buffoon
1. Your coffee stays hot all day!
get this fucking shit out of alt.tasteless.jokes, you limey fuckers!
Another well though out comment from an intellectual giant.
Onkel Petey
2006-09-16 16:37:35 UTC
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Hey, don't knock it. Maybe he's just learnt "Cut and Paste".
--
I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear
some music. I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is. - Coach
Boone from "Remember the Titans".
Post by Roger T.
"Richard Catto"
Post by Richard Catto
Post by Buffoon
1. Your coffee stays hot all day!
get this fucking shit out of alt.tasteless.jokes, you limey fuckers!
Another well though out comment from an intellectual giant.
nemo
2006-09-16 21:07:35 UTC
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Post by Onkel Petey
Hey, don't knock it. Maybe he's just learnt "Cut and Paste".
You left the 'n' out!
Post by Onkel Petey
--
I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear
some music. I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is. - Coach
Boone from "Remember the Titans".
Post by Roger T.
"Richard Catto"
Post by Richard Catto
Post by Buffoon
1. Your coffee stays hot all day!
get this fucking shit out of alt.tasteless.jokes, you limey fuckers!
Another well though out comment from an intellectual giant.
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