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Brothel...
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Buffoon
2006-05-10 19:05:58 UTC
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An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like
a young girl for the night.

Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.

"I'm 90 years old," he says.

"90!" replies the woman. "Don't you realize you've had it?"

"Oh, sorry," says the old man, "how much do I owe you?"

Regards, Buffoon
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MÐ
2006-05-12 08:27:37 UTC
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On Wed, 10 May 2006 19:05:58 GMT, "Buffoon"
Post by Buffoon
An elderly man goes into a brothel
catches a glimpse of a tight little perfectly tanned 18yr old bleach
blonde in skimpy, ass-clinging neon spandex short-shorts and nipple
tassles, his heart seizes in complete coronary failure and his chest
explodes..
Pumba
2006-05-12 15:52:48 UTC
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Post by MÐ
On Wed, 10 May 2006 19:05:58 GMT, "Buffoon"
Post by Buffoon
An elderly man goes into a brothel
catches a glimpse of a tight little perfectly tanned 18yr old bleach
blonde in skimpy, ass-clinging neon spandex short-shorts and nipple
tassles, his heart seizes in complete coronary failure and his chest
explodes..
now that's what I call a Joke!!

HAR HAR HAR!!!

i'm gonna have to have that tattooed on my back!!
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Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
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MÐ
2006-05-13 10:08:01 UTC
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Post by MÐ
On Wed, 10 May 2006 19:05:58 GMT, "Buffoon"
Post by Buffoon
An elderly man goes into a brothel
catches a glimpse of a tight little perfectly tanned 18yr old bleach
blonde in skimpy, ass-clinging neon spandex short-shorts and nipple
tassles, his heart seizes in complete coronary failure and his chest
explodes..
now that's what I call a Joke!!
HAR HAR HAR!!!
i'm gonna have to have that tattooed on my back!!
why bother.. the morons will repost it umpteen million times over the
next few years
Daniel Anderson
2006-05-17 23:43:50 UTC
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Oh the sarcasm XD
Post by MÐ
On Wed, 10 May 2006 19:05:58 GMT, "Buffoon"
Post by Buffoon
An elderly man goes into a brothel
catches a glimpse of a tight little perfectly tanned 18yr old bleach
blonde in skimpy, ass-clinging neon spandex short-shorts and nipple
tassles, his heart seizes in complete coronary failure and his chest
explodes..
now that's what I call a Joke!!

HAR HAR HAR!!!

i'm gonna have to have that tattooed on my back!!
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
MÐ
2006-05-18 21:21:59 UTC
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On Wed, 17 May 2006 23:43:50 GMT, "Daniel Anderson"
Post by Daniel Anderson
Oh the sarcasm XD
There is no more sarcasm. atj is closed.
Pumba
2006-05-19 00:57:24 UTC
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Post by MÐ
On Wed, 17 May 2006 23:43:50 GMT, "Daniel Anderson"
Post by Daniel Anderson
Oh the sarcasm XD
There is no more sarcasm. atj is closed.
i demand that you pay me $250.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
MÐ
2006-05-20 05:50:38 UTC
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Post by MÐ
On Wed, 17 May 2006 23:43:50 GMT, "Daniel Anderson"
Post by Daniel Anderson
Oh the sarcasm XD
There is no more sarcasm. atj is closed.
i demand that you pay me $250.
you haven't turned out the lights yet
Pumba
2006-05-20 12:08:49 UTC
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On Wed, 17 May 2006 23:43:50 GMT, "Daniel Anderson"
Post by Daniel Anderson
Oh the sarcasm XD
There is no more sarcasm. atj is closed.
i demand that you pay me $250.
you haven't turned out the lights yet
you want the lights out? that's an extra $1000 all in advance.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
Wm...
2006-05-20 13:03:09 UTC
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On Wed, 17 May 2006 23:43:50 GMT, "Daniel Anderson"
Post by Daniel Anderson
Oh the sarcasm XD
There is no more sarcasm. atj is closed.
i demand that you pay me $250.
you haven't turned out the lights yet
you want the lights out? that's an extra $1000 all in advance.
You really are cheap, I guess it appears a lot in ZAR
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Pumba
2006-05-21 23:02:07 UTC
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On Wed, 17 May 2006 23:43:50 GMT, "Daniel Anderson"
Post by Daniel Anderson
Oh the sarcasm XD
There is no more sarcasm. atj is closed.
i demand that you pay me $250.
you haven't turned out the lights yet
you want the lights out? that's an extra $1000 all in advance.
You really are cheap, I guess it appears a lot in ZAR
$10 000 then, dickhead.
--
Pumba, the warthog, from the Lion King
Yeah, I gotta cool blog too. Hey, Pumba has stuff to say!
http://www.capetownnews.co.za
Have a happy Pumbahed day!
MÐ
2006-05-21 01:01:21 UTC
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Post by MÐ
On Wed, 17 May 2006 23:43:50 GMT, "Daniel Anderson"
Post by Daniel Anderson
Oh the sarcasm XD
There is no more sarcasm. atj is closed.
i demand that you pay me $250.
you haven't turned out the lights yet
you want the lights out? that's an extra $1000 all in advance.
Forward me the insured overnight shipping cost of $1,750 and you'll
have it tomorrow.
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