Kazam...

[Buffoon]

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish or, your husband will get ....... times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be
the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man that ever lived, an Adonis whom
women will swoon over and flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay,
because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only
for me."

So, KAZAM!!! - She's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said,"That will make your husband the richest man in the
world by far. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman
said,

"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM!!! - She's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and after careful
consideration she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Regards, Buffoon
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[Pumba]

Post by Buffoon
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish or, your husband will get ....... times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be
the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man that ever lived, an Adonis whom
women will swoon over and flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay,
because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only
for me."
So, KAZAM!!! - She's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said,"That will make your husband the richest man in the
world by far. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman
said,
"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM!!! - She's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and after careful
consideration she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

why?