Buffoon
2006-05-25 17:51:37 UTC
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When
we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna swear first, then you swear
after me, OK?" says the 7 year old. "OK!" he agrees with
enthusiasm.
The Mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he
wants for breakfast. "Oh, sh1t Mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops."
WHACK!!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen
floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "and
what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"
"I don't know" he blubbers...
...but you can bet your ass it won't be f*ckin Coco Pops!!"
Regards, Buffoon
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"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When
we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna swear first, then you swear
after me, OK?" says the 7 year old. "OK!" he agrees with
enthusiasm.
The Mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he
wants for breakfast. "Oh, sh1t Mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops."
WHACK!!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen
floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "and
what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"
"I don't know" he blubbers...
...but you can bet your ass it won't be f*ckin Coco Pops!!"
Regards, Buffoon
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